I sat on the coffee table, but didn’t hear any sounds throughout the house. I was bored, so, what else was I to do but nap?
I climbed the stairs and found a bed that I felt was suitable- my human’s bed. Unmade, just the way I liked it. I dreamt of waging war against the dogs which live a few yards over. I won, of course.
I awoke to the sound of the front door slamming. My human was home! I ran down the steps and perched myself on the kitchen counter, waiting for food, and to be held.